The 150 Best Bingo Jokes: Funny Calls for Each Number

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Make the bingo hall cackle with these hilarious puns and one-liners

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Last Updated: October 28, 2025

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Short & Funny Jokes

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Jokes for Each Number

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Number Nicknames

If you’re calling bingo and want to spice up your night, silly jokes are the perfect way to keep the mood fun and lighthearted. Whether you want jokes about bingo or jokes for each number, we’ve got tons of great options for you. Keep reading to find the funniest bingo jokes to use in your game right away!

Our Favorite Bingo Jokes

Why was the bingo caller smiling so much? Because they were having a ball!
Why are bingo callers so popular on social media? Their posts are doing numbers!
How is a bingo card different from a busy parking lot? A bingo card has a free space.
What made the bingo player so memorable? They really left their mark.
Why does an artist make a good bingo caller? They always draw the right numbers.
How are bingo players like teenagers? They both love to dab.

Section 1 of 5:

Short & Funny Jokes About Bingo

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These short bingo jokes pack a mighty punch. Whether you’re looking for something funny to say while calling bingo or just want a goofy joke to tell your friend, you’re bound to make people laugh with these clever puns and punchlines:
- What did one bingo card say to the other? “Can I have your number?”
- How do you make a bingo player swear? Say “Bingo!” before them!
- How is a bingo card different from a busy parking lot? A bingo card always has a free space.
- What did the bingo player say to the numbers? “Get in line!”
- How do you know if a bingo player isn’t interested in a date? You call their number multiple times and they still don’t answer.
- Why was the bingo player disappointed about losing? It just wasn’t in the cards for them.
- What did the bingo card say to a group of people? “There’s power in numbers.”
- Why are bingo callers so popular on social media? Their posts are doing numbers!
- What did the bingo card say to the bingo ball after it got 5 in a row? “You complete me!”
- Where can you find the free space and how do you mark it? Smack dab in the middle!
- Why does an artist make a good bingo caller? They always draw the right numbers.

Section 2 of 5:

Bingo Jokes for Kids

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Tell these jokes when you’re playing a family bingo night. If you’re looking for good, clean bingo jokes, tons are appropriate for all ages. Whether you’re playing with just kids or the whole family, make them laugh with these funny quips!
- Why did the zoo animals stop having bingo night? There were too many cheetahs.
- How are bingo players like teenagers? They both love to dab.
- What did the dog say when someone called bingo? “Hey, that’s my name-O!”
- Why do bingo players bring magnets to the game? So they can attract lucky numbers.
- Why are bingo players good detectives? They always know how to connect the dots.
- What did the bingo player after eating a good meal? “That hit the spot!”
- Why was the bingo caller smiling so much? Because they were having a ball!
- Why was the bingo ball embarrassed? It was called out in front of its friends.
- Why was the bingo player so memorable? They really left their mark.
- What did the bingo player name their daughter? Dotty.
- Which member of the Beatles are you most likely to play a game with? Bingo Starr!

Section 3 of 5:

One-Liner Bingo Jokes

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Tell these short puns to get a quick laugh. If you want to make your jokes short and sweet, clever one-liners are perfect for getting people to smile. Whether you’re calling numbers or trying to make other players laugh, we have the jokes for you.
- I started a bingo support group recently. We take it one dab at a time.
- I think, therefore, I BINGO.
- Today is a good day to dab hard.
- I’m so good at bingo, they should give me the mark of excellence!
- I quit my job to call bingo numbers, and now I’m having a ball.
- I love hanging out at the bingo hall. It really is the perfect spot.
- When a bingo player uses Google, they always click I’m feeling lucky!
- Bingo night, unfortunately, ended early. There was a blackout.
- I played bingo on an airplane, and the stakes were high!
- I’m surprised no one’s picking up the phone with all the numbers I’m calling.

Section 4 of 5:

Bingo Caller Jokes for Each Number

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B1-15 In traditional bingo, the numbers 1-15 are in the first column. Because the letter sounds like the word “be,” it’s a lot easier for your jokes or puns to sound natural.
- B1
  - If you want to be a winner tonight, listen up, and you could B1!
  - I don’t want to B1 to brag, but I’m doing a pretty good job calling this round.
- B2
  - As Hamlet once said, “B2 or not B2, that is the question.”
  - I don’t want to B2 fast, so let me know if I should slow down!
- B3
  - If you were a toddler, then you’d probably B3 years old.
  - If you laugh at this joke, you’ll B3 times more likely to get a bingo.
- B4
  - I don’t want to repeat jokes, so tell me if you’ve heard this one B4.
  - You thought this game was fun B4, it’s going to be a blast now!
- B5
  - If I knew I would B5 minutes late, I wouldn’t have slept in.
  - If you’re trying to get a bingo, there better B5 dots in a row.
- B6
  - Now I’m feeling so fly like a B6.
  - If you B6, you better be starting kindergarten!
- B7
  - If you’re a pirate, you want to B on the 7 seas!
  - How many human years is 1 dog year? The answer would B7.
- B8
  - Bonk! You could’ve had a B8!
  - Don’t swim with the sharks, or you might become B8.
- B9
  - Went to the doctor to check on a bump, and luckily it was B9.
  - Won’t you B9 Valentine? Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
- B10
  - It’s what you do before you scramble eggs, B10.
  - I wish I could travel back in time to B10 again.
- B11
  - Don’t you wish you could B11 again? Me either!
  - I hope you have a ton of fun when I say B-1-1.
- B12
  - Stock up on your vitamins now, we have B12 here!
  - When I buy a carton of eggs, there better B12 in there!
- B13
  - When you’re finally a teenager, you would B13.
  - Who ordered the baker’s dozen? It’s B13!
- B14
  - What do you call someone who isn’t a teenager yet? A B14 (before teen).
  - How many days are in a fortnight? I think that would B14.
- B15
  - Even if you want to stay young, you won’t B15 forever.
  - If we’ve been playing for a quarter of an hour, it would B15 minutes that passed.
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I16-30 The numbers 16-30 normally go into the second column of a bingo card. While it might be a little tougher to make the puns sound natural, you can still have a lot of fun calling the numbers.
- I16
  - What does a caveman say when he gets his driver’s license? I16!
  - I hope hearing me call this number sounds sweet: I16!
- I17
  - When I was 17, I didn’t know I’d be calling bingo for a living!
  - I’m pretty unlucky; I-1-7 games of bingo in my entire life.
- I18
  - What did the bingo ball say when it became an adult? I18.
  - I bet I play 18 holes of golf faster than someone gets bingo today.
- I19
  - This is a prime example of a number, I19!
  - I19: This birthday might not feel as special as the last.
- I20
  - I’m no longer a teenager, I20!
  - I20, that should be plenty, but if no one has bingo, I’ll keep going!
- I21
  - If you want to order a drink, yell “I21” at the bartender.
  - I-2-1 a game of bingo a little while ago, I hope you do too!
- I22
  - Hey, I don’t know about you, but I’m calling I22!
  - You might need one for ballet, I-2-2.
- I23
  - You’ll probably see this number pop up everywhere now, I23.
  - Just like Blink-182 says, nobody likes you when you’re I23.
- I24
  - I24 hours in a day, but still not enough time to play bingo.
- I25
  - Hey Patrick, you know what’s funnier than I24? I25.
  - Everyone look alive, it’s I25!
- I26
  - It takes 5 letters to spell “BINGO” but I see 26 letters in the alphabet.
- I27
  - I’m so smart, I can count 2-7.
  - If you have this number, you’re part of the 27 club.
- I28
  - Did you eat dinner yet? You did? I’m stuffed because I-2-8 (I too ate).
- I29
  - Enjoy the last bit of your 20s with I29!
  - If you asked me how many days are in February during a leap year, I’d say 29.
- I30
  - Welcome to your dirty 30s!
  - I30, but I still feel 13 at heart!
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N31-45 The center column usually only has 4 numbers because of the free space, but these puns and plays on words are sure to make bingo players laugh.
- N31
  - Little-known fact, but N31 is actually short for “New Years Eve, December 31.”
- N32
  - Don’t freeze up like water when you hear this one, N32.
- N33
  - Whip out your record players and put on an N33!
  - Double 3s make me weak in the knees!
- N34
  - 3-4, who’s at the door?
- N35
  - Hey everyone, look alive! I just pulled N35.
- N36
  - 3 and 6, let’s add it to the mix!
- N37
  - No this isn’t heaven, it’s just N37!
- N38
  - “Hold On Loosely” because this N38’s Special.
  - N38 slots on a roulette wheel, and still worse odds than winning bingo!
- N39
  - N39, who out there is still feeling fine?
- N40
  - Don’t let your bingo board have a midlife crisis with N40.
  - N40 years, I wonder if I’ll still be calling bingo games.
- N41
  - It’s no 6-7, but the kids love saying 41.
- N42
  - This number is the answer to the ultimate question, N42
- N43
  - Im going to count 4-3 seconds before I draw the next number.
- N44
  - Double 4, but who’s keeping score?
- N45
  - N45 minutes, I hope we’re done playing this game of bingo!
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G46-60 The fourth column of the bingo sheet has the numbers 46-60. Even with some odd numbers, these jokes are the perfect addition to your bingo calling.
- G46
  - I don’t want to do this 4-6 more hours so I’m going to speed it up a bit!
- G47
  - I’m here calling bingo 4 all 7 days this week!
- G48
  - 48? What did it have to eat?
- G49
  - You’re no miner, but this is G49er.
- G50
  - G50 isn’t that old, but it is over the hill!
  - We don’t have Hawaii 5-0, but we do have G-5-0.
- G51
  - No aliens in this area, this is G51.
- G52
  - G52, G52, hut hut, HIKE!
  - G, there are 52 cards in a deck, but that won’t help you win bingo!
- G53
  - If I were 53, I would want to hang out here and play bingo too!
- G54
  - Hope I don’t hear you snore when I say G54!
- G55
  - Don’t go over the speed limit it’s G55!
- G56
  - 5-6, pick up sticks!
- G57
  - Just like the Heinz varieties, we have all G57 here.
- G58
  - If 58 doesn’t sound great, I’m sorry but this is your fate!
- G59
  - G-5-9 sounds like the perfect height to me, don’t you think?
- G60
  - G60 minutes in an hour sure flies by when you’re playing bingo!
  - I can go 0 to G60 in 5 seconds.
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O61-75 The final column on your bingo card has all the O numbers. Even as you’re reaching the end of the numbers, you can get a lot of laughs from bingo players with these calls.
- O61
  - O61, if you’re still here, I hope you’re having fun!
- O62
  - I’m not your average height, but I am O-6-2.
- O63
  - I hope you’re not mad at me when I call out O63.
- O64
  - You don’t need 6 in a row for winning a game of bingo, but you may need O-6-4.
- O65
  - What’s the normal retirement age again? O duh, 65!
  - 6-5…it sounds like I’m starting a countdown, but that’s it!
- O66
  - Come get your kicks on Route O66!
  - Star Wars fans, time to get rid of the Jedi with O66.
- O67
  - Just like the kids are saying these days, O 6-7!
- O68
  - O68. Oh, you better believe 60 ate.
- O69
  - O69: It’s only dirty if you make it that way!
  - I can read this one the same right-side up or upside-down, O69.
- O70
  - If you were thirsty in England, you might order 70 (7 tea).
  - Here we go, it’s O-7-O!
- O71
  - There can only be one winner, but this ball says 71 (70 won).
  - Why was 69 afraid of 70? Because they got into a fight and 71!
- O72
  - Oh you just turned 70? That’s crazy because I’m 72 (70 too)!
  - I’m trying to see a movie at 7 but this bingo game goes until 7-2.
- O73
  - O73, just like Sheldon Cooper’s favorite number!
  - Oh deary me, I just drew O73!
- O74
  - O, when I turn 74, I hope I have as much fun playing bingo as you!
  - Nixon resigned this year but don’t resign your bingo game just yet, O74!
- O75
  - O75, I sure hope I live until that age!
  - What comes after 74 again? O75!

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British Nicknames for Bingo Numbers

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Bingo callers in the UK give silly nicknames to each number. In most versions of Bingo in the UK, there are 90 numbers instead of the traditional 75. To make it clear which numbers are being called, some callers use funny nicknames to make them more memorable for the players. Even if you’re playing 75-number bingo, you can use these nicknames too!^{[1]
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- 1: Kelly’s Eye
- 2: One Little Duck
- 3: Cup of Tea
- 4: Knock at the Door
- 5: Man Alive
- 6: Tom’s Tricks
- 7: God’s in Heaven
- 8: Garden Gate
- 9: Doctor’s Order
- 10: David’s Den
- 11: Legs
- 12: One Dozen
- 13: Unlucky for Some
- 14: The Lawnmower
- 15: Young and Keen
- 16: Never Been Kissed
- 17: Dancing Queen
- 18: Freedom at Last
- 19: Goodbye Teens
- 20: Getting Plenty
- 21: Key of the Door
- 22: Two Little Ducks
- 23: Duck and a Flea
- 24: Two Dozen
- 25: Duck and Dive
- 26: Pick and Mix
- 27: Gateway to Heaven
- 28: Overweight
- 29: Rise and Shine
- 30: Dirty Gertie
- 31: Get Up and Run
- 32: Buckle My Shoe
- 33: Dirty Knees
- 34: Ask for More
- 35: Jump and Jive
- 36: Three Dozen
- 37: A Flear in Heaven
- 38: Christmas Cake
- 39: Those Famous Steps
- 40: Naughty Forty
- 41: Time for Fun
- 42: Winnie the Pooh
- 43: Down on Your Knees
- 44: Droopy Drawers
- 45: Halfway There
- 46: Up to Tricks
- 47: Four and Seven
- 48: Four Dozen
- 49: Nick Nick
- 50: Bullseye
- 51: Tweak of the Thumb
- 52: Danny La Rue
- 53: Stuck in the Tree
- 54: Clean the Floor
- 55: Snakes Alive
- 56: Was She Worth It
- 57: All the Beans
- 58: Make Them Wait
- 59: Brighton Lane
- 60: Three Score
- 61: Baker’s Bun
- 62: Tickety Boo
- 63: Tickle Me
- 64: Red Raw
- 65: Stop Work
- 66: Clickety Click
- 67: Made in Heaven
- 68: Saving Grace
- 69: Your Place or Mine
- 70: Three Score and Ten
- 71: Bang on the Drum
- 72: Par for the Course
- 73: Chamomile Tea
- 74: Candy Store
- 75: Big Daddy
- 76: Trombones
- 77: Sunset Strip
- 78: Heaven’s Gate
- 79: One More Time
- 80: Gandhi’s Breakfast
- 81: Stop and Run
- 82: Straight on Through
- 83: Time of Tea
- 84: Seven Dozen
- 85: Staying Alive
- 86: Between the Sticks
- 87: Torquay in Devon
- 88: Two Fat Ladies
- 89: Nearly There
- 90: End of the Line