What are the best flirty texts to make him laugh?
12/30/25 5:38pm
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If you're looking for funny and flirty texts to rizz up your crush or significant other, we've got you covered. Check out these silly and flirtatious texts guaranteed to make him laugh:
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- I wanted to send you something nice, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox 📬
- I called 911…You’re under arrest for being too cute.
- Are you a Boy Scout? Because you have my heart in knots!
- Can I have your picture? I need to show Santa what I want this year 😉
- Boy, you must be a gardener cause I love those two-lips 🌷
- I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up 🙈
- Stop looking so hot in the pics you post. You're killing me over here!
- What do you call 2 birds in love? Tweet-hearts 🐥💕🐥
- Alright. I texted you. What are your other 2 wishes?
- I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
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