The Shadow of My W.*
DJ wiggly weenis
lives in
Loomis, South Dakota, United States of America, but my ancestry is from Flin Flon (Sasketchawan and Manitoba) and Khinaliq (Azerbaijan),
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I use the Same pronounce you use! What a coincidence!
On wikiHow
over 28 days!
While my Wikihow username (AKA "handle") is "The Shadow of My W.*", my true name is DJ Wiggly W.*. My full government name is Dih (Richard) Jiggly Wiggly W.*. I own several boats and am known by some as a Picaroon or a "Scoundrel". Do "not" Worry however!, as those rumors are unfounded and I am, in fact, rather kind and orderly if I do say so myself. Those nasty whispers were Spread by "Haters" (dissenters) who's opinions are not to be trusted. I have joined Wikihow in an attempt to educate the unscholarly masses. I find that today's youth, and quite frankly the elders as well, have a lack of education leading them to hold "silly" opinions. I love food, especially foods that are soft and room temperature. Please private message me on X.com if you share this opinion, as I would love to "chat" to share our love of soft, lukewarm substances! I have a GoFundMe to pay for my surgery, if you are willing to donate, simply search up "wiggly W.*" on your Google Chrome, Microsoft Bing, or Yahoo! "search engine operating system (OS)" and you will Surely find it. I voted for Larry Rhoden in the most recent SD election, so that will tell you something about my opinions. It is important to recognize that I didn't find him to perfectly suit my beliefs, but I had to pick the lesser of two evils. Please "Like" and Share if you Agree. I have a strong, passionate love for cephalopods and small invertebrates. If you are a cephalopod or small Invertebrate, please private message Me on X.com (previously known as Twutter.com before the "Purchase") as I would love to fraternize. I have long been mocked for my strange appearance and style of language, so I crave socialization with cephalopods. If you are not a cephalopod, I will still accept fraternization as I (if I may "Toot" my own "Horn") am accepting of many different identities and species. Please let me Know if anything I Do . . . "'Weirds"' you out, as I have been told that I have this effect on people ("and" amphibians) and I would love to fix this devastating character flaw! Hopefully one "day" I will "grow" past my past Errors and flawed "Self", and grow into something "Greater" (holier and more respectable), like a "Cicada" or other Insect or certain arthropods that shed their shells to grow into "Something" . . . "better", Older, and bigger in a Process known as "Shedding!" or "Molting"! ! ILY ! (an abbreviation of the words "I", "Love", and "You", a phrase of Appreciation)!
Thank you for your Time, sincerely.
-"Dastardly" D.* ((Dih) (Richard) Jiggly ("D.J.") Wiggly Weenis "Weenis Wombus" of Loomis, South Dakota.
Love you so Much, my Pal! Hahjimemashite! (Nihongo desu!)
*An "important" P.S.:
I have decided to edit certain aspects of this passage to confine to Wiki"how"''s Terms Of service (T.O.S., for those unaware.), so certain Aspects may not reflect the entire truth. Unfortunately, I do Recognize that certain Aspects of My "Identity" or Moniker are considered by some to be not "family(Wikihow)-Friendly" (considered appropriate for all ages). This is regrettable, but I am happy to change my Identity, being, or "Self" if it pleases the moderated Wokihow "contract". I am sorry for my miss-Spelling of the name of the company "Wikihow" there, it was a mistake, please ignore it! I cannot "figure Out" (which is "slang" for discern) how to replace it! Love you so much, my pal! So "much". . .
Another P.S. (sometimes Written as P.P.S.): I would Love to thank "Eric" (a common "name" in the West, coming from the Old "Norse" language) for Commenting (messaging) to "Me"! Love you, Frederick ! He was very polite !
Sincerely (and I would Like to "express" my "Gratitude" (thanks))
-"Dastardly" D.* ((Dih) (Richard) Jiggly ("D.J.") Wiggly Weenis "Weenis Wombus" of Loomis, South Dakota.
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Human Emotion
You’re Sincere Love.
Color Aura
Your aura is blue.
Soldier, Poet, King
You’re a Poet.
Red Flag
You love people (read: can’t be alone).
Flower Type
You’re a chrysanthemum!
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Your core traits are:
- Curious
- Daring
- Intelligent
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You’re fascinated by the unknown. You see patterns others miss, and you can’t resist the pull of mysteries that most people would rather leave buried. Your curiosity has power — it can illuminate or destroy, depending on how you wield it. You live at the border between intellect and madness, and that’s what makes you compelling.
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Your fascination with the unknown, as shown in your love for horror and your curious spirit, points to the Occultist archetype. Your result of being a Witch suggests an intuitive connection to mysterious forces. While some results indicate you might not be the most naturally inclined to survive a direct confrontation, your intelligence and daring, reflected in your survival instincts, would allow you to uncover hidden truths and navigate dangerous situations by understanding the forces at play.
Horror Survival
Uh, oh. You're the first to go!
Horror Trivia
You're a horror movie enthusiast.
Creepypasta
You are Herobrine.
Ghost Type
You're a banshee!
Death Cause
You'll probably get squashed by a large animal.
Death Time
You'll make it to your 60s, at least.
Survival Instincts
You have pretty good survival instincts!
Monster Type
You’re a Witch!
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These past (roughly) 22 hours of "My" Life have been the Greatest in recent Memory. Thankz (thank you), to the splendorous (Good) Wikihow community! Love Yall (trying out a new "contraction: popular in the American south)!
Sincerely,
-"Dastrardly" D.* ((Dih) Richard) Jiggly (D.J.) Wiggly Weenis ("Weenis Wombus")
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