30 Unhinged & Funny “Hear Me Out” Characters

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Meme and slang expert Tobi Nwodo explains what hear me out characters are & what makes them funny

Co-authored by Dan Hickey

Last Updated: February 24, 2026 Fact Checked

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What’s a “hear me out”?

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What makes it funny?

Hear us out…these characters are totally crush-worthy and bound to make your friends laugh (with joy or shock, we’re not sure). Whether you’re trying out the “hear me out cake” trend or just need a hilarious answer in your pocket in case somebody asks, we’ve got a gut-busting list of male and female characters to inspire you. Keep scrolling to find your perfect, unhinged match!

Our Favorite Funny “Hear Me Out” Characters

Meme and slang expert Tobi Nwodo says a “hear me out” is an unconventional fictional character that you find attractive. The funniest “hear me outs” are unexpected characters, like Mr. Clean or Yzma. Non-humans are also great picks, with Shrek, Perry the Platypus, Karen the Computer, and the green M&M being big faves.

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Funny “Hear Me Out” Characters: Male

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He’s super tall, he fights for justice, and he can turn into a car anytime you need a ride. What’s not to love? Optimus Prime may be the supreme commander of the Autobots in their fight against the Decepticons, but he’s also the supreme leader of our hearts.
Once upon a time, in a faraway swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek. This grumpy, flatulent anti-hero isn’t afraid to speak his mind, mock authority, and use his ogre strength to fight for the people he loves. Plus, he owns his own land!

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If you love a man in uniform, then Francis Mosses (the Milkman in the hit video game That’s Not My Neighbor) is the quirky guy for you. There’s something about his unamused expression and tired, dark undereye bags that’s just so refreshingly relatable, isn’t there?
Kronk is hands-down the #1 himbo of all time. He’s got big arms, a deep voice, a heart of gold (even if he follows the orders of some not-so-kind characters), can speak to squirrels, and isn’t afraid to rock a skirt. That’s a win in our book.
Is it just us, or is this deadly supervillain virus just too smooth and confident to ignore? Infectious diseases may not be everyone’s favorite topic these days (triggered!), but nothing is more alluring than Thrax’s iconic line, “Careful… I’m contagious.”
He’s lanky, he’s mean, and he’s a man who’s not afraid to wear a purple lewk. There’s just something about Luigi’s arch-rival and his thin, extra-long mustache we can’t look away from!
We had to include at least ONE actual human on our list of funny “hear me outs.” Sportacus, portrayed by Magnús Scheving, is LazyTown’s resident action-health hero, encouraging the town’s residents to get active. He’s fit, athletic, highly energetic, and performs acrobatic feats to move around instead of just walking across the room. He may call himself only a “slightly above-average hero,” but there’s nothing average about our love for him!
Commercials suck…until this bald-headed beauty appears on screen. Mr. Clean’s sparkling dome and iconic single gold hoop earring have been enticing consumers since his debut in the 1950s. You come for the fantastic cleaning products, but you stay for the zaddy.
Perry the Platypus, otherwise known as Agent P, is no ordinary platypus—he’s the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s crime-fighting rival and rocks a fedora better than any mammal we know (yes, a platypus is technically a mammal). He doesn’t speak, but we’re kind of into the strong and silent type anyway.
Fast and indestructible, a Bullet Bill will decimate your kart in Mario Kart in the blink of an eye. Some of us like to live fast and dangerous, though, and a tryst with a Bullet Bill is sure to be chaotic, explosive, and most importantly, iconic.
This suave, laid-back cheetah is too cool to ignore. Always rocking sunglasses and white high-tops, this “dangerously cheesy” cat isn’t afraid to have fun (or get up to a little mischief). And, if free Cheetos are on the table, we can see why he’s such a heartthrob!
We all love a sassy, funny, supportive little guy, and Mushu fits the bill perfectly. This trusty dragon sidekick may be a tad overconfident and self-centered, but hey, we all have room to grow (and by the end of Mulan, you can see what a loyal and caring guardian he really is!).
He’s not like other bees—he went to college and can talk to humans! This sarcastic, idealistic bee isn’t afraid to question the world around him or choose his own path in life, which sound like admirable traits if you ask us!
He’s tall, he’s got a big smile, he wears a dapper suit…and oh yeah, he’s actually a prince, too! This loyal, hopping scarecrow is one of the most memorable characters from Howl’s Moving Castle whose gentle, persistent nature lands him a spot in our hearts.
He’s big, he’s bad, and he looks like a killer whale with muscles (if you’re into that). Gantu is a master of brute force and shows no mercy, but deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down, fans speculate that he has the potential to be good (or at least less of a menace).

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Funny “Hear Me Out” Characters: Female

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“Let us dance!” This genetic experiment-turned-killer is evil, sadistic, and cruel…but hey, danger is appealing! Be careful if you go in for a kiss, though—her extra-large mouth full of sharp, jagged teeth might leave you with more than just a love bite.
Talk about turning a look! EVE’s sleek, all-white exterior and glowing blue eyes are super chic, and her character arc from cold and ruthless professional to warm and protective partner makes our hearts happy. Plus, she’s not fazed by being in charge (we love a natural leader).
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and Doris is absolutely RADIANT to us! This loyal, no-nonsense barkeep charmed us immediately in her debut in Shrek 2 and has been a fan favorite ever since.
She’s ooky, spooky, and might just give you nightmares, but hear us out…there’s something about Yan Luo Wang Diyu! We’re not sure if it’s her plump pink lips, the razor-sharp teeth protruding from her cheeks, or her eerie, pupil-less eyes, but this beloved video game character is a headturner!
Full of sass and swagger, Gloria is a graceful hippo who loves to dance and shake her behind. She’s also a level-headed “older sister” to her friends and is known for being fiercely loyal and protective. What’s not to love?
The hair? Iconic. The outfit? Instantly recognizable? That gravelly voice? Music to our ears. Marge has been a legendary character for decades now, and there’s no sign she’s slowing down any time soon.
She’s ambitious, highly intelligent, and not afraid to get her hands dirty to get what she wants. Her cutting wit and cunning plots make her a fan favorite from The Emperor’s New Groove, and with a loyal himbo like Kronk at her side, there’s nothing she can’t do.
The Green M&M is the whole package—she’s sweet, seductive, and managed to send people into a mad spiral when she changed her shoes from go-go boots to flats in 2022 (that’s power, baby). She’s also a trailblazer and was the first female M&M!
Even though you never catch a glimpse of her face, you know Ms. Bellum has a good head on her shoulders. She’s the Mayor of Townsville’s highly intelligent and competent assistant and a mentor to the Powerpuff Girls. Her witty, sarcastic, and humorous remarks have won her a spot in our hearts!
Karen is the smartest woman (well, computer) in Bikini Bottom. The wisecracking co-owner of the Chum Bucket is the real brains behind Plankton’s schemes to get the Krabby Patty secret formula, showing that behind every great man (well, plankton), there really is a great woman (or computer…you get the point).
Patient and nurturing yet firm and stern, Mrs. Potts is the real deal. She runs a tight ship at the Beast’s castle and is the true HPIC (head pot in charge). And, she can sing!
Big, bold, and constantly on the edge of a nervous breakdown because of the shenanigans around her (relatable!), Mrs. Puff is a beloved SpongeBob character. Patient and kind at first, she won’t hesitate to puff up and command the respect she deserves. She’s a no-nonsense lady, and that’s why we like her!
If gorgeous green eyes and a deep burgundy lip are your thing, look no further than Dragon. This ultra-protective, fire-breathing charmer might just be the biggest baddie in the entire magical land of Shrek. Just be sure to make a good first impression, or you might just get burned.
“Take chances, make mistakes, get messy!” The adventurous and eccentric Ms. Frizzle has a knack for hands-on learning, and her zany academic-themed dresses? Unparalleled. You don’t have to be a straight-A student to see why we love her!
Ms. Grotke is the much-adored, hippie-adjacent, fourth-grade teacher from Recess. When she’s not meditating, she’s empowering her students and spitting absolute truths in the classroom (our hearts skipped a beat when she said, “I look forward to reading your thoughts on how the male authors of the Constitution helped shape our gender-based society”).

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What is a “hear me out” character?

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A “hear me out” character is an unconventional or bizarre fictional character that you find strangely attractive. As Nwodo explains, a “hear me out character” is an unconventional character that you find attractive or would be interested in romantically.^{[1]
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Expert Interview} There’s really no limit to who can be a “hear me out.” They can include childhood crushes from cartoons or video games, villains or anti-heroes with redeeming qualities deep down, or even anthropomorphized robots, animals, or supernatural beings (anyone is on the table!).^{[2]
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- “Hear me out” characters are meant to be lighthearted, humorous crushes that aren’t meant to be taken super seriously.
- They’re different from a celebrity crush, for example, which involves a real person and potentially real feelings or lust.
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“Hear me out” characters have been popularized by a recent TikTok trend. In the trend, TikTok creators post videos of themselves and their friends, partners, or coworkers sticking decorative cardboard cutouts of their “hear me out” characters into a “hear me out cake.”^{[3]
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Research source} (Why a cake? We dare to ask, “Why not?”) The trend is a funny way to share your embarrassing, weird, or niche character crushes and peaked in popularity in late 2024 and 2025.

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What makes a “hear me out” character funny?

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Funny “hear me outs” are usually animated or niche comedic characters. The whole concept of a “hear me out” character is inherently funny, but there are a few qualities that can make one really funny. For one, they’re usually (but not always) animated and fairly innocent (AKA, not a hot actor playing a steamy live-action role that you’re into). Overlooked but memorable characters also make for surprising and amusing choices, and we all know that the unexpected makes for a good laugh!
- Nwodo notes that cartoon characters are typically some of the funniest “hear me outs” because they’re essentially hot takes, so they can cause a lot of comedic debates among people.^{[4]
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- The truly funny “hear me outs” usually aren’t conventionally attractive (or even human), but they have a certain je ne sais quoi that speaks to you for some reason. It could be a physical trait like a funky mustache, a character quirk or a mood they always have about them, or just a vibe that speaks to you (we’re not here to judge!).
- “Hear me outs” can also be really funny if they’re completely different from your partner or your usual type (a good “wtf?” moment always makes for a laugh).^{[5]
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